karaokegal (karaokegal) wrote,

Comment Pr0n Meme

Ganked from speccygeekgrrl

If you want to play, it works like this:
1. Visit the master list, select your favorite 100
2. Post your favorite 100 behind a cut in your LJ (or if you can’t pick 100, as many as you can without going over)
3. Your f-list’s job is to write you “comment pr0n” for your favorites.
You know my fandoms and favorite pairings, but keep in mind, I am bi-fictional. Hot and Well-Written Trumps Everything. (Except you know what.)
(Tippy's addition: If you can't decide, try picking a random number and challenging yourself!)
Bolded for extra-special favorites ♥

1. Age differences (e.g., older man/younger man pairing) Het is hunky dory too.
Alpha males (alpha/beta male pairings; alpha/alpha pairings; het alpha males)
2.Anal penetration with foreign objects
3.Anal sex (face to face, from behind, bottom riding top; standing; bent over desk; gay or straight; girl-on-boy with strap-on; girl-on-girl with strap-on)
4.Anal/butt plugs (during sex; worn under clothes in public)
5. Angst (see Emotional themes)
6. Anonymous sex (clubbing; glory-holes; alley sex; alien fertility rituals; one-night stands)
7.Ass-play and/or fetishization (ass lifted in the air for penetration; emphasized by harness or blue jeans; ass slapping; spreading cheeks; rimming)
8. Bad boys (punks, rebels; see also Rogues)
9. Bad girls (dirty girls; naughty schoolgirls; femme fatales)
10. Bar and club scenes (dancing, cruising, etc)
11. Baths and water (tubs or jacuzzis; hot springs; bath houses or steam rooms; the ocean; swimming pools; see also Washing; Shower sex)
12. BDSM
13.Beauty (movie-star looks; unearthly beauty; a character who is highly desired by many others; beauty as a barrier to approachability or as a cause for comparison and insecurity)
14. Begging or offering (begging or pleading for mercy, for sexual release, to be taken; a character offering himself; neediness)
17.Celibacy (e.g., someone's celibacy as a challenge to seduction)
18.Charisma (see Powers of attraction)
19. Clothes fetishization (of any kind, e.g., uniforms; leather gear; worn blue jeans; thigh-highs; stilettos; leather jackets; tuxedos or GQ wear; constricting or modest clothes; boxer-briefs; going commando)
20. Cock and/or ball fetishization (uncircumcised cocks; large cocks; heavy balls; durable erection; deep dicking; very hard/rigid erection; trouser bulges)
21.Coming in or on one's partner (in ass or mouth; in hair; on body; on face, i.e., facial)
Coming without being touched
22.Confessions (revelation of love/desire; of other secrets; truth or dare games. deathbed confessions; revealing truths when feverish)
23.Crossovers (characters thrust into other universes; canon universes merged; sex between characters played by same actor)
24.Daddy themes (fetishization and role-play; difficult father-son relationships; sugar daddies; paternalism in general) ---Het would be awesome too.
25.Dildos (dildo gags; harnesses; strap-ons; ritual phalluses)
26.Discipline or punishment
27.Discomfort during sex (rough edge of a table as counterpoint to pleasure; cold stone versus hot flesh; position is uncomfortable at first but then becomes perfect; penetration is painful, then pleasurable)
28. Dominance and submission (See also Submission; Servitude; Master and slave, etc)
29. Double penetration (anal, vaginal, or oral)
30.Drugs (recreational drug use; Viagra; self-destructive addictions; addiction as a by-product of pain management; alcoholism and sobriety)
31.Erotic torture
33. Exposure (with or without eroticism; feeling physically exposed, such as with legs open; a woman's shirt being opened to expose her breasts; characters being forced to undress in public; someone opening a door on people having sex)
34.Face-fucking (blow-job)
35.Falling (falling from grace; going bad; turning to the Dark Side; Faustian deals; succumbing to temptation or addiction; degradation and descent in general)
36.Fantasies (shared or solitary; role-playing)
37. Forbidden pleasures (love affairs or trysts; in general, wanting someone or something that's expressly forbidden)
38. Forced orgasm
39. Foreplay
40. Friction or frottage (naked or clothed; masturbatory or with partner; cocks rubbing together; tribadism; intercrural sex; someone rubbing off on sheets while giving head or being fucked; itchiness and scratching; chafing clothes; friction while on horseback or riding a motorcycle; accidental contact)
41.Gags (ball-gags, scarves, mouth bits, etc)
42.Hand fetishization (big strong hands; steady hands; rough knuckles; calluses; fists clenching in sheets)
44.Heat (hot lazy summer days; steamrooms; sweat-slick skin; tempers rising with the heat; urgent fucking a la Body Heat)
45.Hurt/comfort (emotional and/or physical, including torture of all kinds and degrees, and any form of caretaking)
46.Immobilization and/or helplessness
47.Incest (including brother/sister complex)
48.Loss of control (emotional, physical, situational, erotic, etc)
49. Love/hate relationship
50.Masturbation (solitary or as performance)
51.Messiness and markers of arousal (mussed hair; flushed cheeks; swollen mouth; displaying bite marks or hickeys; clothes in disarray; sprawling; come-spattered skin)
52.Mindfuck, mindgames
53. Mirrors
54.Muscled bodies
55.Music (singing; playing an instrument such as guitar or piano; composers; rock stars or bands; groupies; song lyrics)
56.Non-consensual or semi-consensual sex (sexual extortion; bribery; reluctant or ambivalent partner; bondage and struggle; no means yes; other consent issues)
57.Physical responses (face or ears burning; little hairs lifting on the scalp or neck; gut tightening; pulse quickening or missing a beat; lashes fluttering or lids growing heavy; mouth coming open; dick or pussy throbbing)
58. Pornography (magazines and videos; character was previously a porn star or fluffer)
59. Power issues (inequities in beauty, rank, or class; power games; BDSM; power reversals; sheikhs, sultans, princes, and other royal figures; teacher/student pairings; magical powers; abuse of power; blackmail; romantic slavery; liege/lord pairings; issues of respect; sexual scenarios such as a dominant character giving his partner to others to use, or a character kneeling beneath a desk and blowing someone who's on the phone)
60.Prostitutes (call-girls and hookers; rent boys and hustlers; escorts; paying one's way through school with sideline hooking; juvenile past on the streets)
61.Rape (single assailant; gang rape; partner rape)
62. Restraint (pinning someone down; pushing someone's arm up behind their back during sex; covering or clasping someone's hands to prevent movement)
63.Restraints (handcuffs, leather ties, chains, etc)
64.Rough sex (quick and dirty sex; hate or grudge sex; angry sex; fighting/wrestling; jackhammer fucking; sex with no or little lube)
65.Sadism or sadomasochism
66.Sandwich sexual position or chain fuck (threesome)
67.Seduction (one-on-one; two-on-one; verbal or physical; intense erotic courtship or teasing; see also Courting)
68.Sensory overload or enhancement
69.Sex in public or semi-public places
70.Sex in vehicles (cars, taxis, limos; planes or space shuttles; motorcycles; carnival rides)
71.Sex on, against, or under furniture
72.Sex standing up (including against a wall)
73.Sex with clothes still on or partly on
74.Sexual appetite or excess (hypersexuality, i.e., high sex drive; sex addiction or compulsive behavior; short/no refractory period; multiple orgasms; multiple partners; indiscriminate sex or sluttishness)
75.Sexual movements (back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers)
76.Situational homosexuality
77.Sixty-nine (69)
78.Size queens
80.Spanking (over the knee or lap, etc)
81.Submission (obedience; submissive behaviors such as boot kissing, crawling, keeping one's eyes lowered, or kneeling for master; believing in cultural dictates of submissive behavior; abasement in general)
82.Talking and communication issues (dirty talk or verbal seduction; sweet talking; reciting poetry; talking someone to orgasm; talking during sex; pillow talk; phone sex; speech becoming broken as one is aroused or upset; being inarticulate or articulate; aphasia; talking fast; miscommunication and misunderstandings in general; lack of a shared language; see also Silence; Clams; Voice fetishization)
83.Temperamental personalities (driven or obsessed; hot-tempered or testy; moody; misanthropic or bitter; abrasive)
84.Top/bottom pairings (also seme/uke)
86.Topping from the bottom
87.Toughness (machismo or hyper-masculinity; physical stamina; a hard surface covering an inner softie; resolve; survival skills; teeth-gritting acts such as pulling an arrow out of one's own thigh, etc; see also Rough behavior; Bad boys, etc)
88.Toys and devices (sex toys of all kinds; feathers, ice cubes, hot wax, etc)
89.Urgency for sex (begging to suck cock; desperate to fuck; greedy bottom)
90.UST (unresolved sexual tension)
91.Vaginal/female genital fetishization (wet, tight; virginal; aching/stiff clit; wide lips; multi-orgasmic)
92. Vaginal penetration (e.g., deep dicking)
93. Vaginal penetration with foreign objects
94. Violent feelings (hatred; murderous rage; need for revenge)
95. Violent and dark natures (sadists; assassins and murderers; sociopaths who make twisted, scary displays of affection, conflating love and violence; criminals and villains in general; characters who are ruthless, merciless, casually vengeful; soulless demons or vampires; monsters in general)
96. Voice fetishization (cracking or broken; husky, low, throaty; purring; accents; whispering close to someone's ear)
97.Voyeurism and vision themes (character A secretly watches B and C have sex; character A is forced to watch B and C have sex; character A watches character B perform/masturbate; viewing one's beloved in general; taking pictures or video; eye contact, especially as flirting; establishing authority with a look; closing eyes as a trust gesture; character A feeling that character B truly sees him, when no one else does; the quality of light, e.g., characters lit by moonlight or candlelight, or gilded by the setting sun; being in the dark; temporary or permanent blindness; gazes as objectification)
98.Well-fucked (being fucked out; fuck-dazed; sated and sleepy; wrecked; softened and debauched.)
99.Wet dreams or erotic dreams
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