I'm sorry to say that this one fails dismally, especially the first part. The second part is closer, but then it falls apart at the last line.
(Not surprising as there is a typo in there--the Meme Maker has "life" for "live." Not a good sign for the predictive powers of the meme.)
|You Are Toothpaste|
You prefer to be as clean and neat as possible. You are a bit of a clean freak.
You are attractive, charming, and even sparkling. People find you appealing.
You are honest, direct, and even a bit sharp tongued. You don't try to complicate life.