Great dialogue, characterization (Howard The Lawyer rocks!), use of canon, as well as original backstory, AND DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN THE SEX IS HOT!!!
One thing guys...it's long, basically a novella. I think it's being posted in chunks just because of the over-all length.
Anyway, first take a run to the bathroom, then grab some refreshments and settle down for this: A Modest Proposal by ignazwisdom