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Shag, Marry, Kill, Kiss MEME

I've generally been a "Cliff, Shag, Marry" purist, but I do em as I gank em and here it is.
Ganked from zekkass


t's the good old Shag Marry Kill game, but with Kiss added.
Comment, and I'll give you four.


She gave me the following: Stephen Colbert, Bertie Wooster, John Barrowman, House.


It appears that the current round involves photographs as well.




Kill: Bertie Wooster



He may look adorable when played by Hugh Laurie, but Bertie is an idiot and there's no getting away from it. His idiocy is endearing, right up to the point when it's smack-worthy and beyond.
Bye bye Bertie!

Shag: John Barrowman



I know what you're thinking, but hey, it's my meme, and I'm willing to believe he could (ahem) rise to the occasion, at least once, and then I'd have the knowledge that it happened, preferably with some kind of photographic evidence.

Why not marry and have him around to be my gay pal and sing show tunes with? Because I'm pretty sure he'd drive me bonkers. That insane, manic, extrovert energy would be too much for me over the long haul. (Much as I'd love to be a step-mommy to the dogs.)

Kiss: Stephen Colbert

Because he's so adorable when he has a character break and goes all giggly and because I owe him one just for doing this to George W. Bush.



Marry: Greg House




Again, I realize, counter-intuitive. Even new-and-improved (and not so great-looking) House comes with a shit-load of baggage, including the addictive personality, Wilson, Cuddy, possibly Cameron, Stacy, trust issues, pain, and residual problems from the addiction, not to mention the potential that on any given day he'll be a total bastard and it'll be aimed at me. But I get the brilliance, and the opportunity to match wits, plus Piano-gasms and a brilliant Doctor around the House. Since I know what I'm getting into, I'm willing to be his female sexual partner, even if he's shagging Wilson on the side and denying it, plus Wilson will no doubt be hanging around a lot, so I get the cooking. (I even get to bust Wilson's balls about his own denial...and he'd probably start sniffing around me eventually, because they're that fucked up.I'd be more than happy to take advantage.)

Tags: barrow-mania, greg house, house babble, jeeves/wooster, john barrowman, journal, meme, stephen colbert
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