Not going to argue with this one.
You Would Be a Witty Celebrity
There's a good chance that your big break would come from being funny. You have a well crafted sense of humor.
And while you may branch out into other areas, your cutting insight and sarcasm would always be your trademark.
As a celebrity, you would not be afraid of publicity stunts and working the press a little. You wouldn't take any of it very seriously.
You'd be a celebrity in the mold of Tina Fey, Sara Silverman, Seth Rogen, and Will Ferrell.