Doing schtick to get everyone to call in for the fundraising! Squeeeeeeee!!!! (Obviously doing his little payback to Simon et al for that lead-in.) Ryan being a jerk. "House has a accent!" (STFU Ryan!) Later on---Hugh as part of goofy lip syching video to Stayin' Alive. Laterer-JEFF BECK????!!!!! Kelly Clarkson gets to sing with fucking JEFF BECK???? Twenty minutes to go---Die, Celine, Die! This really pisses me off because I do "If I Can Dream" at karaoke sometimes and now it's horribly tainted for the forseeable future.