Paralysis on the left side. Managed to reach the phone, speed-dialed a friend who called 911, and he basically had to crawl on his belly to the door to let them in.
While he was in one hospital waiting for a room to open up at another one, ALL THE SYMPTOMS WENT AWAY!!!
He's been in for two days of testing and they really don't know what caused it, except possibly plaque getting knocked out during the angioplasty and ending up somewhere it shouldn't have.
Now he's back home, but probably not coming to the Mint on Sunday.
Kee-fucking-rist!