Ganked from aeron_lanart, but seen all over my f-list.
Give me one character and I will tell you:
1. OTP for them.
2. Runner-up pairing.
3. Honourable mention(s).
4. Crack pairing(s).
5. Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't.
For purposes of this meme, you can include anyone I've written RPS/RPF about as a "character."