Get me a window seat with an empty middle and have them put me on the upgrade list.
Window, hopefully. Upgrade list, no problem. WITH AN EMPTY MIDDLE???? For a flight that's leaving in two days...yeah, I'll do my best, but OH GOD, the fucking ENTITLEMENT!!!!
Basically he's just pissy, because it's firm travel, so he has to count on an upgrade instead of getting someone to pay for business class.