So, Jack Harkness had to be FROZEN for over a hundred years to avoid meeting himself and crossing his own time-line, but it's just hunky and likewise dory for Amy to pop out of the Pandorica and meet her younger self?
What the fuckety fucking fuck?
But other than that....
I am telling you, we are going to get Jack in the next series. "River's" Time Vortex Manipulator, my ass. It came off the arm of a "Handsome Time Agent," and he's coming back for it. Plus references to "dancing." River knows what Dancing means to the Doctor and I cannot fucking wait to get Jack/River/Eleven together. It's gonna be all Jack/River flirting and innuendo and Hello Sweetie, with the Doctor trying to get a word in edgewise and Amy learning a thing or two about what REAL flirting looks like when practiced by adults, rather than the lame attempts of a barely grown teen-ager.
"That's when everything changes." Yeah, Jack is coming back, and in a Moff script he is going to be the realest real!Jack that ever real!Jacked. NO mention will be made of you know who and he will be ALL ABOUT the Doctor and the flirting with River. (Plus a few smiles and "hello theres" for Amy, Rory et al.)
I loved it. (I know the cheese factory wants their plot holes back, as well as their cheese. LALALALALALALALA.)
I get that it's a helluva lot fluffier than anything RTD would write. I don't think he'd have given Amy back her parents, for instance. At some point, I think I'll get a little pissy with his needing to give everyone some kind of happy ending, but at the moment it's still working for me.
So much adorable stuff...THE FEZ...OMG, THE FEZ!!! The genuine sweetness between Eleven and Amy. The awesomeness of River and little Amelia. I'm so glad I watched the confidential because I hadn't caught all the fun stuff they did with the museum.
One some level, I'm hoping they can go a little more serious in the next series, while still giving me the Jack I want. And just so no one screams SPOILERS at me, I don't know any of this for a fact. It's all the messages I'm getting through my shiny tinfoil hat, but COME ON GUYS...That's when everything changes....HE'S COMING BACK!!!!